Um, Did You Just Say That? (Humor)

We are embarrassed at the worst times as if this stuff comes with a timing. I had a friend cry dearly to me about the "date" she just couldn't wait to go on. So the day before, we hit up a few stores, you know searching shops for the under fittings; got to get the pretty panties because you know, you just never know. She goes out on the date anyway to find out that her and the pretty pink stretchy lace didn't agree. She tells me, we are in a "Love hold," playing in all, and he turns me around to snap my $25 pair of Gs, what at least I know was when I put them on, shitty string OMG! Now, I don't care about the rest of the story because we all know why that may have presented such a situation; but I can say, I wouldn't prefer light colors after a shit. Now, why would they invent such an embarrassment to the women. Cyber spankings for the maker.

I've always thought very highly of myself. Well, here's a little story of my own. So I used to love me some "Chris." We used to do it all, traveling the hills, I mean you name it. Only one problem, he's really aggressive when it comes to him some me so he is tossing me all over the bed, and remind you the alcohol has me forgetting the fact that . . . I must be cautious about certain things. Okay, I didn't have the pins in my hair the way they should have been, but I'm feeling wild while in the mean while, my hair is laying on his pillow in the two ponytails that had took me forever to brush up neatly, lay on his pillows. Why do I love me some him and these things keep occurring. Secondly, I'm hopping out of his truck, he tells me,"Baby, one of your braids are hanging out of the car door." I open the door, it falls out on the gas station floor. I would love for him to rub his hands through my mane but it's not enough up there so I got to love me other manes.

Exercise is always the most important thing going on or that should be going on in one's life. I just couldn't get over the bricks that you must climb to get them legs in shape. This loud boot camp talk as if you're in prison or something is what I see this exercise has got to be like. Are they pushing chairs? Oh no. How far will this man go to make you lose that weight or is this man ready for commercial advertisement coming on a TV screen near you? Okay. So did he just pop the back of that woman with that bar? That is not workout, he is angry at somebody and he wants someone to take it out on. So you can be the "BIG" punching bag. And I think that is why he thinks there is a problem with the commercials airing small women on their advertisements.